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(no subject) [Mar. 31st, 2005|07:50 am]
i have a new screen name and a new LJ. they're both yeehaw d00d.
only the lj one is yeehaw_d00d. (use some common sense people)
so hows about adding me?
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(no subject) [Feb. 10th, 2005|08:42 am]
[mood |...]
[music |none]

ok i'm bored and i feel like posing.

first: post a comment with your name and i'll tell you what i really think about you. nothing but the truth.

then: leave a memory you have of me. even if we don't talk anymore.

bien.
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(no subject) [Feb. 2nd, 2005|04:39 pm]
[music |montgomery gentry - gone]

apples are amazing.
snoop dogg keeps me alive. has anyone heard about the sexual abuse cases against him? they're pretty effin ridiculous.

i didn't go to school today cause i r00l. talia didn't either. we planned it that way.
i watched the latest 'my super sweet sixteen' and it made me die over and over again. that girl is sooooo fuckin annoying. talia told me thats what i sound like when i whine and i'm totally gonna whoop her ass. so anyway, the party was amazing and she def didn't deserve it.
these last couple days i've wanted to watch fight club real bad but i keep forgetting to ask drew to let me borrow it.

yesterday's mock FCAT writing was effin retarted. the kids in the class were retarted but thankfully i had jackie to save me.

i rented this amazing game from blockbuster. its called 'Playboy: The mansion'. first of all, i honestly didn't expect boobies because i didn't think you could put boobies in a game but they surely did. anyway, you play Hugh Hefner and you have to make the magazine. you have to hire journalists and photographers and playmates and bunnies and all this stuff. and you can fuck the playmates and bunnies and celebrities that come over. its pretty amusing. me and talia are completely addicted. besides the boobies that are everywhere, its pretty grand.
me and drew have a bet goin on. if he loses i get 200 bucks, if i lose he gets a back massage. i bet him that he couldn't make it over here by 6:30 to help me with my project. he gets off work around 4 and then goes home and showers but then he has to drive to yamato and 441 (BFE) to pick john up then take him to Pine Tree (hillsboro) and then come back. john gets off work around 5. so i think i'm gonna win the bet.
my ass hurts really bad.
mike has his truck now. and he's driving it around. minus me.
i need to shadow lea at pompano cause i am def missin everybody.
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(no subject) [Jan. 8th, 2005|06:25 pm]
[mood | excited]
[music |viva la bam]

i'm so tan...i'm black. yesterday ross was all "jesus christ you're tan". and that was yesterday. today, me, drew, and talia were at the beach for almost 5 hours. wrinkles and skin cancer here i come. this is the first time i've been home in what seems like forever.
i punched drew in his jaw at whale's rib. it was funny cause it was a real punch...he wanted to cry. he has to drive to downtown fort ladeeda to pick john up. johns sucha fuckin loser. he needs to stop spending money on shit like camera phones and he needs to put that money towards...oh i dunno...rent or registration for his car. he was evicted from his apartment a couple days ago. i was pissed cause he had a bunch of awesome beer caps on the ceiling of his room (popcorn ceiling makes them just magically stick up there). so all his shiz goes into storage and he's gonna stay with his mommy.
OH MY GOD. today, at the beach, drew was all talking to eric (yes, ashley your eric. he doesn't work at publix anymore and i'm not telling you where he works now) so me and whilin out talia were gonna find a place to chill and suddenly i hear "jessica!" and i see shannon's hideous face with ANDREW CURRY and justin and bobby. what the fuck? andrew goes to pompano and we go to deerfield...so anyway..i was like "oh...my...god...no!" and she was like "whats up?" and i was like "nothing...wheres sean?" and her homegirl was talking shit and then shannon goes "oh my husband? i dunno...oh yeah, we're engaged." and i was like "really" and she was like "yeah we're getting married...we're engaged" and i was like "uh huh" and walked away. i was so disgusted i had to walk away without saying anything. i'll kill sean. man, if we had gone to south beach as originally planned, we could have avoided all of that.
the new eminem cd is phenominal. its sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny. especially this one skit. amazing
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(no subject) [Dec. 17th, 2004|08:39 am]
[mood | what to do!?]
[music |shamika singing]

i'm gonna get in trouble. oh well. ms.moye got laid last night or something cause she told me she'd accept my work from yesterday. i can't decided whether i wanna go home, or stay the whole day. the only reason i wanna stay is to see mike. but thats alllll the way at the end of the day during fourth block. he's leaving me for virginia tomorrow and i'm gonna miss him. i look so cute today. my dad yelled at me for wearing flip flops cause it annoys him that i never wear "real shoes". last night we rented dodgeball for drew and raising helen. i know there are way better choices out there then raising helen, but thats the mood i was in. wow shamika just called ceteria a bald headed heffer. great. noelle rented a hotel room for her and richy today. ew, the thought of the two of them naked. it was probably at a hojo too. ew. chris did my worksheets for me. he misses me all the way over on the other side of the room. talia is so dumb. yesterday, she was like "i'm skippin all day tomorrow except for first block" then today shes like, "i gotta go to second and third block" so shes really only gonna skip 4th..the only class i wanna go to. blah. I MISSED THE O.C. god, i am a pathetic excuse for a human being. friggen dodgeball could have waited. the only thing i look forward to on thursdays and i missed it. goddamn. ten minutes. i'm gonna play a game. and write mike a note since i don't think i'm going to mr.fulton's. i gotta go to guidance. all of this can wait till monday.
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(no subject) [Dec. 5th, 2004|08:15 pm]
[mood | fired up!]
[music |queen - bohemian rhapsody]

let me do a quick re-cap of the last week and then i'll elaborate.

richy got arrested because someone-who-shall-rename-nameless-because-she-goes-to-pompano's homeboy deals crack. no lie.
i saw finding neverland (amazing!), closer (amazing!), and part of national treasure(incredibly gay).
mike sent me a text message that said "i miss you jess" and later denied it. i am sick and tired of his fucking games. i like hard to get, but this shit is ridiculous.
Toys In the Sun Run today. it was...an experience.
things are GREAT between me and drew. they have never ever been better. i'm so fired up about us.

so yeah, richy got effed in the ay cause of some crack. no biggie. the cops took his 700 bucks and threw it in with homeboy's drug money. they're (richy and his mom) are pressing charges against BSO for unlawfal search and arrest blah blah blah. OH WELL.

closer was FUCKED UP. but great. i loved it.
finding neverland was magical and sad.

mike can kiss my big white ass. he's trouble, not me. he's staright up games. i never know when he's serious and when he's fuckin around. whatev on that mess.

can you believe the dolphins and the falcons? yeah, WHAT THE FUCK.

the Toys in the Sun Run was fun. ya know, toys for tots. a bunch of pot smoking, pill popping, beer drinking rednecks. i got a tatoo and a tank top. i don't think i've ever felt so...home in my life. it was great. everything was so effing expensive. the alligator i ate was 7 bucks for 5 little pieces. it was like popcorn chicken. but anyway, jolly good time and i can't wait until next year.

me and drew are retarted for each other. 'nuff said. but things are amazing. i get that feeling around him again and the drew i fell hard for is def back in action. oh, how cheesy are we? oh well, i still love him. i made him buy us mancala cause hes never played. we haven't stopped playing.
ok night night.
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(no subject) [Nov. 25th, 2004|12:42 pm]
[mood | calm]
[music |some girls dance with women]

so far, this thanksgiving has been the most memoable one yet. me and drew got our "closure" we both needed (we had to be the most cliched couple ever but it was only because drew wanted everything as if it were a movie). it was frightening yet, enlightening because we both know that we have each other when we don't have anything else and thats all i need to live. we'll be back together one day, when he finally grows up. i think that will happen when he starts living life without me holding his hand telling him what to do. when he finally does good without me.

/drew talk

i didn't do anything last night and i felt like a big loser. i tuned down going to the races with mike because i thought i'd be hanging out with my best friends, ross and clay, but they had to go to their mom's so...i was effed cause i didn't have any money to go see saw.
we usually have thanksgiving here and i wouldn't be able to update until like, saturday. but this year, we're having it at nicole's house. so we're all chilling for the first thanksgiving ever. i guess the parade is over or my dad got my mom to change it cause i hear football. i love thanksgiving. food and football. what more do you need? oh yeah, no school for like a week.

someone neeeds to take me to get the fight club game.
my tomagotchi's name is "killa". it's a girl.
i guess thats all for now.
<3 HAPPY THANKSGIVING. GOBBLE GOBBLE!!
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out of all the people, you wanted me the most [Nov. 15th, 2004|05:24 pm]
[mood | i don't wanna have to pick]
[music |no doubt - don't speak]

”surveysurveysurvey” )
that kid kevin (mr. i'm gonna kill myself cause i'm a loser) wasn't in school today.

that kid sean still hasn't stopped calling me.

weeks ago shannon asked this kid if he was gay and he was like "no who wants to know" and shannon said me cause shes an asshole. well today in fourth block mr.fulton told us our grades and i have an 85. i know damn well i don't have no 85. after class me and mike were walking and that kid came up to me and was like "are you jessica grass?" i'm like yeah why and he's like "you have mr.fulton 4th block? and again, i'm like yeah why and he's like well i fixed your grade for you. and i thanked him then asked why and he was like "well i remember you from when your friend asked me...that question." i still don't understand how he knows my full name and what class i have but whatev. thanks buddy.

mike got me a new nextel.

i kissed jose some more today. he is so gorgeous. ohmigod. he makes brad pitt look like crap. ok, i won't go that far but...i love kissing him.

some kid in mike's 3rd block beat the crap out of their teacher (a female). my school is so messed up. i love it.
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(no subject) [Oct. 19th, 2004|05:36 pm]

THERE WAS A STABBING AT MY SCHOOL TODAY. i'm sorry, but it was amazing. i feel sorry for the big nig but ya know...how exciting! i'm watching the 5o'clock news channels because it was on at 12. we saw the two channel 4 and channel 10 helicopters. a little spanish boy stabbed a big nig with a screwdriver over some chick. natalia was in the coridor it all went down in and she said it was hella scary. so no one could leave campus or come on campus. when i was in algebra they got on the announcer thing and was all "mrs.blahblah report to the fron toffice immediantly, immediantly" (sp?) they sent a letter home. i wanna post it but my dad got rid of the scanner. the letter was basically like, "the big nig is ok and the essay is in custody. we're gonna be meaner but not put up metal detectors or nothing. zero tolerance witth violence." there was soooo many fights today. i counted 6 during my lunch (b) and natalia counted 4 during hers (a). a couple of my friends were involved. omg the awesomeness of it all.

so recap of this weekend:

thursday: Jonus left me and natalia at the beach. seriously, stranded us. but thankfully, drew was with us. so we went to lazydaze and bought a pipe. thennn went home

friday: me and natalia and alex went to a couple piercing places to get our belly buttons done and we ended up going in the place where my dad goes for his tattoos. so i talked it up with the lady and she said since i'm v.i.p, all i need is his signature as opposed to him comming in with me. so i went home and my dad was all "you know i don't care ask your mother" and she was all gay. but rewind to our adventure to town center. we had to walk sooo much. but we got there and i bought an awesome lingerie thingy from victoria's secret  and some belly button rings. then my mom picked us up at jamba juice and we dropped alex off and then went back to my house for a lil bit then i spent the night at talia's. we stayed up till 5.

saturday: drew's alert woke us up and it was cold. we went to my house and had some breakfast then we took natalia back to her house and my mom took me to drew's. me and drew did our thing as usual. but i couldn't stay the night. my dad picked me up a little after 8 and we went to butter's game at pompano high (tear...) and it lasted sooo long. i totally reminisced (i can't spell anything today, don't hate) then i ate pizza hut and slept.

sunday: back to the beach but dressed more appropriately because it was warm again. me and drew ate surfside pizza and then went to the beach. we went in the water and it was cold, but the sun was hot. then i went home around 5:30 cause we had to go to dinner for austin's 13th birthday.

I'M GOING TO THE BROOKS N DUNN, MONTGOMERY GENTRY, GRETCHEN WILSON CONCERT!!! and you're not

ok, i'm done

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(no subject) [Sep. 8th, 2004|04:52 pm]


You Know You're From Key West When...


You realize there are far more Rainbow flags in the city than United States Flags.

Old friends you haven't talked to in years suddenly call to ask if you have a spare bedroom for Fantasy Fest.

A really great parking spot can move you to tears.

You go to your office manager's baby shower - the parent's are named Judy and Becky.

Street people greet you by your first name.

You go into a fancy restaurant and have to feed the chickens at your garden table before you can get enough peace to begin your own meal.

People actually have the occupation of holding up a PARKING sign on Duval Street.

Your parents, brother, sisters, aunts, and uncles all live on the same block.

You go into a bar and find more dogs than people.

You curse those damn tourists, but always stop to help a cute woman who is looking puzzled at a city map.

It's tourist season but they still won't let you shoot them.

You think anyone who owns a car is decadent.

You realize that you live in a city where taxes are ludicrously high and you pay twice your annual income to rent an apartment that could easily be carried on a commercial airline flight.

You wake up physically drained and realize that you don't have a disease, you just live in Key West.

You think of your favorite bartender as your investment banker.

You and your co-workers have Cuban bread and Bucci for breakfast.

You know the difference between real and fake Key Lime Pie.

The Crime report is a source of daily entertainment.

You know where Jimmy Buffett lives.

It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station about "HURRICANE WATCH 2004."

If it's 60 degrees F, you break out the fur coat and space heaters.

Your power goes off before you finish reading thi.....

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Key West.






oh man...



You Know You're From Atlanta When...


You give directions starting with, "Go down Peachtree" and include the phrase, "When you see the Waffle House."

You only know their way to work and their way home.

You only drink Coke or Diet Coke - drinking Pepsi is blasphemy.

You know to wear sneakers to the airport.

The 8:00 AM rush hour is from 6:30 to 10:30 AM. The 5:00 PM rush hour is from 3:00 to 7:30 PM. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday afternoon, and lasts through 2:00 AM Saturday.

You use "Sir" and "Ma'am" if there's a remote possibility that person you're talking to is least 30 minutes older than you are.

You can Ponce De Leon Avenue correctly.

The falling of one rain drop causes all drivers to immediately forget all traffic rules.

If a single snowflake falls, the city is paralyzed for three days, and it's on all the channels as a news flash every 15 minutes for a month. All the grocery stores will be sold out of milk, bread, bottled water, toilet paper, and beer.

If there is a remote chance of snow, and if it does snow, people will be on the corner selling "I survived the blizzard" tee-shirts, not to mention the fact that all schools will close at the slightest possible chance of snow.

If you are standing on a corner and a MARTA Bus stops, you're expected to get on and go somewhere.

Construction on Peachtree Street is a way of life and a permanent form of entertainment, especially when a water line is tapped and Atlanta's version of Old Faithful erupts.

Construction crews are not doing their jobs properly unless they close down all major streets during rush hour.

You never go 55 on "The Watermelon 500 or the Georgia 400.

You know you're not allergic to pollen, because if you were - you'd be dead already.

You've never gone around the block and ended up on the street you started on.

You know where 'Butthead' and 'F*ckhead' are, and it's the same part of town.

ou haven't been downtown at night in years

You've woken up at 4:30 am on workdays to beat the traffic to work, intending to leave work before 3 pm to compensate.

You know at least five different ways to get to work, none of them ideal

You know what "sunshine slowdown", "auto-flambe'", "topside" mean, and what color a H.E.R.O. is.

You know where PIB, JCB, FIB, MLK, PDK and "Grady curve" are, and you try to never go there during any of the nine hours of rush "hour"

You've thought about getting a blow-up companion for the front passenger seat

You hope you are the one to spot the vehicle that is the subject of the latest "Amber Alert" which has been flashing for ten minutes on the DOT message board exactly 13.5 feet above the hood of your SUV

You've been in traffic on 85, 75, 20 or 400 (choose one) - wondering if your fuel, your cell-phone battery and your bladder will make it to the next exit, just 1/2 mile ahead

It's 4:30 pm Sunday, you're stone-cold sober and you've just finished the last left-over hot dog when you realize that in exactly 12 hours you have to get up and go to work - again

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Atlanta.





i'm totally loling
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(no subject) [Aug. 27th, 2004|08:52 am]

today so far, is pretty fuckin bad.

this morning, i get on the bus and this really gay kid who thinks he's the shit was giving me shit about my mom (she walks around my neighborhood to make sure i get on the bus) i just ignored him and so did everyone else until he said something like "don't worry, you won't look like a loser if you admit she's your mom" and that was it, i put my stuff down, walked down te aisle to where he was, and stuck him right in the nose. i'm wearing a skirt and a skanky tank top (i'll admit it) so when i sat down hector was like "i saw your ass and i stuck that kid that other day too". my knuckle is still red. so then! i'm talking to drew while i'm looking for shannon and he pissed me off cause he was like "why aren't you talking" and i'm tryin to get him to talk even though he just woke up. so i hung up on him and found shannon and shes like "i gotta tell you something about drew" and i was like "whatev go ahead" and she was like "well parker knows noelle so i asked her if she knew who she was goin out with now (richy) and she said yeah drew and i was like no, he's goin with jessica. and she was like fuck that, he was obsessed with noelle. he talked about her alll the time. blah blah blah." i knew drew liked noelle. but a fuckin obsession? um, what? so i'm gonna call him up during lunch. i'm gonna be like "hey dickblaze" (thats what parker called him). why couldn't he just tell me he wanted to hit it that bad? we weren't going out or nothing, just bff.

so yeah, my first "fight". mark this day! the bus driver was like "i thought dat boy was annoyin too but didya hafta go n hit him?" it was funny. she said i might not be able to ride the bus anymore...oh well. this week was my last week anyway.
!!! )

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(no subject) [Aug. 26th, 2004|08:10 am]
[mood | quixotic]
[music |wtf is that?]

i just took my i.d badge picture. and i'm wearing the same shirt i did last year. this guy couted "1..2..3" though so i got the chance to smile. no mug shot this year.

anyway. EARLY RELEASE! my moms is supposed to pick me up and take me to drew's but this morning she was all "call me and tell me what time cause i think you're gonna have to ride the bus home then i'll take you over there". so that kinda put me in a bad mood cause i'm on the bus for literally an hour. and i live 3 minutes from the school. whatev.

yesterday in health me and shannon and my gay bff joey were talking about sean or drew cheated on us and shannon was like "i'd slash his tires then i'd call him and be like 'by the way, i have aids'" and joey FREAKED OUT. he was like "don't even do joke around about that. you get put in jail for that" and then he turned around and was like "you hear that kids!? don't tell your partner you have aids when it's too late" i died. then joey asked mr.richardson if he got some question right and richardson was like "mos def" (only not) and joey goes "i am so good." and richardson goes "no you're not" and walked away. i don't know why but that was reallllly funny. we were dying. THEN! (this is the best part) there was a fire drill right? so we all walk out of the portable (thats right, the portable ya'll don't have that do you?) and we're walking out to the field and i see this big black man who looks a lot like hazel with a sub and some drink in his hand (like hazel!) and he walks back into his portable (this is during a fire drill) and joey goes (try to imagine how he says this. he's a flamboyant gay guy with the voice and everything) "what the fuck are you doing this is a fucking fire drill" then he turns to me and goes "i guess his JERK CHICKEN is more important then burning to death, huh jess?" then we high fived. omg i love joey. so we fire drilled it up on the field. i don't think you guys understand how easy it is to skip school here. by the way, early release! tee hee. my first block is almost over already. i'm so fuckin excited. i'm gonna be at the beach while ya'll are in school. everyone else should get kicked out of pompano like me :).
<3
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(no subject) [Jul. 23rd, 2004|01:06 pm]
You Are Angel Face,  Being pretty and listening to everyone's Ideas don't get you anything but busted up
You Are Angel Face, Being pretty and listening to
everyone's Ideas don't get you anything but
busted up


Which Member of Fight Club Are You?
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i watched death becomes her this morning. and now i'm watching i love the 90s. today is nikki's 18th birthday so we have to go out to dinner. and i really don't want to. me and drew are supposed to go see amchorman and napoleon dynamite butttttt that looks like it's not gonna work out. well, i guess thats all. peace
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(no subject) [Jul. 22nd, 2004|11:40 pm]
[mood | !!!]
[music |none..]

last night wasn't very eventful. i got picked up by andy, shmo, and john. went to nicoles house, chilled. then mike picked us up and we went to wendys. blah drama blah. thn we met up with andy and crashed a gibbon's kegger with keith and matt and preston and everyone else worth crashing a gibbon's kegger with. then, omg it was hilarious, me and andy and mike are chillin talkin whatev and out of the corner of my eye i see blue lights flashin. and this kids yells "oh shit 5-0!" and everyone starts runnin'. me, mike, and andy just start walking towards where were parked. there were two cops, they parked their cars to block off both the exits. and all the pig was bitchin about was the broken glass. he was dropping eff bombs like woah. they weree talkin bout how they were gonna mak everyone (100+ kids) clean it up. so we all got tired of waiting around and i was like "hey ya'll, lets just walk right past that bitch's squad car, what is she gonna do arrest all of us?" (out "crew" is like 10 heads) so we walked away. the one lady was saying that shes got 10 or so i.ds and if the place doesn't get cleaned up shes writing them all tickets. so i think we fucked "10 or so" kids in the ass cause she watched us roll out. all this behind a damn winn dixie. it was like a going out of business party for the store. then we chilled at port royale (homo!) and then mike took me home.

me and drew the whole night after i got home and now we're working on a friendship. so we chilled today and it was quite lovely. he left a couple minutes ago. we're buying starsky and hutch tomorrow.
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(no subject) [Jul. 20th, 2004|10:22 am]
[mood | !!!]
[music |makeover story]

i had a weird dream last night. all my ADHUS friends were in it. i dont remember most of it but i remember my first dream had to do with me and someone else, i can't remember who, having to smuggle somone my parents (who aren't my parents) wanted dead. it was someone famous and i'm pretty sure it was bruce willis. so anyway, bruce went into the back of one car that my "dad" gonna be driving and me and my "mom" went into my (slow) civic. i drove my little civic to a 7-11 where i saw Lebert but at first he didn't notice me until i said "whats up lebert?" and he was like "sup jessica, you ridin that civic?" i was like yeah and he was like "oooh you ridin clean!" but that car is just like johns, a piece of shit, so theres no way i was "ridin clean". thennn i dunno i guess thats when i woke up for the first time and then when i fell back asleep i had the dream that had all my ADHUS peoples in it. i was at the beach and it was like i hadn't seen them in awhile cause me, kyle, and amber were in a pool (it was at a very nice resort) and they were showing me pictures from an end of the year trip theey all went on. then, i remember Brarndon jumping in the pool and his mom was chillin reading a book in a lounge chair just calling him a retard. then kyle grabs me by the arm and we run down the beach into the water. kyle starts talking to this kid and i'm like "is that federico?" and gianna, outta nowhere is like "yeah, thats him". shes just chillin there kinda in the water reading a magazine and she doesn't even look up at me. so then i run up to fedi and hug him and i'm all "WTF you're supposed to be in rome!" (cause he is) and hes like "yeah, plans changed" and he kissed me. then john appears and he starts playing with all the crabs. so we go back up to the hotel and my clothes just change and we're all walking into this restaurant and john is wearing the tightest, fruitiest hawaiian shirt. and thats when everyone freaked out like "OMG JESSIE!! i've missed you so much!" like i haven't been chillin with them all day.

so anyway, drews being a little bitch again. i like watching a makeover story cause it makes me feel better about myself. like, there are uglier people out there no matter what clothes they wear and how much makeup they wear. i'm gonna go eat now.
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(no subject) [Jul. 19th, 2004|01:53 pm]
[mood | tired]
[music |none]

the last couple days weren't very exciting. friday night nikki picked me up at 11 and we went to ft.lauderdale and i dunno what time i got home, all i know is that i didn't get enough sleep cause i had to wake up really early and drive to jacksonville to pick up my sister. my dad got extremely angry and blah blah blah. then we drove to st.augustine to visit my uncle joey and aunt carri and their newborn, Jacob. He looks like me and my uncle joey when we were newborns. the whole time my mom and aunt carri were talking about baby stuff and my dad and uncle joe were talking about my other uncles, barry and rodney, and how they were pussies and they used to beat up on uncle joe. i think thats funny cause hes sucha hard-ass (he beat up a cop and didn't get arrested). we stayed the night and left around ten on sunday. we got here at 3. then drew came over and then we left again to go to my aunt and uncles (barry and tbone) for dinner. and we got back around nine then me and drew watched van wilder and you know...

omg my boyfriend is so effing adorable. when he came over he had my pictures from target in a tied bag. and when i opened it there was a dvd in it. it was Guns N Roses - Welcome to the Videos. he said "i remember the other day after we broke up, i was getting loud with you and you said 'how can you wanna fight with me when Guns N Roses is on?'

ahh, ice cube with a jerry curl. i guess i love the 90s 1991 is on!
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(no subject) [Jul. 13th, 2004|02:34 pm]
[mood | amused]
[music |gay ass road rules]

hey bitches,

which of your LJ friends would come to see you perform at a strip club?
LJ Username
slips you a 20 blueeyepryncez
receives a lapdance from you xcassie
gets extra favors after the show electric_suit
buys you a drink xcassie
gets kicked out by the bouncer for licking the pole anna__
doesn't tip you at all,that fucker pink_luv03
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hilarious!!

yesterday went from "OHMIGOD AWESOME!" to me wanting to kill myself. i woke up, grabbed butters, went to breakfast, has a grand old time and came home and everything was chill. later, i went to target with drew to drop off my camera and i get bitched at one the phone about cheerleading. my mom is a hoe bag cause she didn't make it clear to my dad that i wasn't sure i was gonna do it. anyway, i get home and i'm crying cause i can't put any weight at all on my knee and all i wanna do is cut it off. and my dad's like "LETS GO!" and he planned on taking the motorcycle and thats not a comfortable position for my knee. so i'm freaking out and hes forcing me to go but i got out of it after he called me some names and blah blah blah. but later i got the balls to ask if i could go out to dinner and then a movie with john (OMG JOHN I KNOW!!) and drew. and he freaks out. i know he was trying to make a point (that i was committed to the team and its not nice to shit on them cause they probably need me) but he didnt know that i wasnt gonna do it and that the purpose of me going up there was to tell them that i'm not gonna do it. soooo by the end of the night i got him to feel shitty for yelling at me about it cause he wouldn't listen to me blah blah blah. but then! i had to deal with drew's bullshit. and it was the best argument i've ever put myself in :) he wasn't in the mood to talk and i was forcing it cause i knew everything i had to say, i was ready. and usually its reversed. but yeah, this relationship is tired and he needs to except it and let me end it.

I'M DONE BITCHING!
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(no subject) [Jul. 12th, 2004|02:19 pm]
[mood | anxious]
[music |velvet revolver]

me and drew took butters to breakfast (mcdonalds BIH!) cause shes leaving for jaxsonville(!!) for the whole effing week. i'm gonna miss my goddamn sister. drew and butters were being hilarious the whole way there and drew got all serious for a second and he was like "out of all the people i chill with, you two are my favorite" and i was all awww and butters killed it by throwing a pack of PICANTE sauce at him. i gotta go get dressed so i can call my boyfriends ,ross and clay, and go to target. me and drew (and maybe aussie and clayton) are gonna see anchorman after cheerleading ( :[ ). fun fun fun. i saw spiderman 2 yesterday. tobey whatev kept making funny faces. it was lovely.
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(no subject) [Jul. 6th, 2004|12:14 pm]
[mood | !!!!!!!!!]
[music |nickelback]

my dad isn't sucha penis.
he's letting me go to the beach with nicole and drew. i have a 93 in my online class. i am awesome
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(no subject) [Jul. 5th, 2004|03:36 pm]
[mood | !!!!!]
[music |michael moore's voice]

fourth of july was the bomb.
borsi got hit in the eye by a firework and my dad got hammered and decided to be a penis to me and drew cause he's jealous. everyone should go out and buy the ingredients for goon bay smash and drink it all up. bowling for columbine is a good movie. my parents are at my aunts house again and drew is in BFE (west boca). wtf? i need to shower.
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